In Which We Veer Toward Animal Cruelty In Our Inaugural Lobster Roof RaceDavid Matthews11/30/10 5:30pmFiled to: Exercises in stupidityAnimalslobstersLobster racehoping this doesn't get noticed by PETAGawkertv47EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWe received a LobsterGram, it's less delicious than a candygram, but it's more fun because it comes with live lobsters. We didn't know what to do with them (before cooking them) so we raced them on the Gawker HQ roof deck. Watch. It was even more thrilling than the video you see. High points: Craggs taunting the crustaceans with melted butter, Barry taunting them with a lobster cracker, and me calling the lobster cracker a "claw breaker." Advertisement Great rainy afternoon fun.