Buzzer-Beater Punctuated By Announcer's Guttural Bellow
Minnesota HS hoops provides this week's buzzer-beater. But the real star is our play-by-play guy, who's either so excited that words fail him, or he happens to be fluent in dinosaur.
Nice job, Roseville shooter. Crappy job, Totino-Grace inbounder. Transcendent job, anonymous announcer, who probably has to reimburse the school for his soiled chair. And it's only the first game of the season.
Roseville defeats Totino-Grace on mid-court shot [Minnesota Girls Basketball Hub] [h/t Steve]
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