If you thought the whole "Call me now" development was the limbo lowest, you were wrong. Around 2 a.m. EST, Jose Canseco declared, "I will not give up the dream of playing in the majors again, I just can't."

There was more.

Jose Canseco Officially Entered The End Stages Of Desperation

Jose Canseco Officially Entered The End Stages Of Desperation

Here's the rest of Deadspin's Canseco collection.