One of the greatest American-born hockey players ever, Tkachuk was never known as a svelte dude. But just eight months after retirement, he's looking like he still wears his pads under his dress shirt.

This is Keith and his wife, along with Chris and Mrs. Carpenter on Tuesday:

What The Hell Happened To Keith Tkachuk?

For reference, here were the Tkachuks in 2009:

What The Hell Happened To Keith Tkachuk?

At least Chantal's kept her figure.

h/t ToddReesingsTurfFacial