Here's What Philadelphia Looked Like Around The Moment The Eagles/Vikings Game Was Supposed To Start

It's still an understatement to say I'm ashamed of the city in which I live because of this.

Fuck fear-mongering meteorologists and the ladyboys who allow their fear to get mongered, even when mongered fears come to fruition like, say, today's seems like it might could.

You might as well consider this another open-topic open thread.

Enjoy "Minute To Win It" and "Law & Order" reruns. I'm returning to my manifesto now, so I can put my New American Exceptionalism Program (Ask Me How!) into action.

Oh, here are some shots from earlier. They're dedicated to the NFL, Philadelphia City Hall and Weather People of the World (WPW) apologists who emerged from crevasses like rocksalt-fiending cockroaches today to ensure boys couldn't play in the snow:

1 p.m.

3:15 p.m.

5 p.m. James, a neighbor, decides it's worthwhile to shovel mid-pre-storm.

6 p.m.

7:35 p.m. (Image of Philadelphia via Weather Channel)

**** Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. This video is my way of personally saying thanks since I wasn't even supposed to be here today...