Ashley Cole Punched In The Underpants By Google

For all that is totally brilliant about modern technology, all this advancement has a downside. Notably that it's now damn near impossible to casually steamroller a whole host of women behind Cheryl Cole's back and ever have the whole mess forgotten about.

All of which leads remarkably seamlessly to news that the man who sired Ashley Cole's beautiful new girlfriend, Kayla Collins (pictured), has done a little research on the internet about the man currently smearing himself about his daughter's taut Playboy bunny body, and he's not particularly happy with his findings.

As quoted in today's Sun newspaper, Kayla's dad — David Dusel — thought he'd pick some UK brains after being swamped in unexpected and disturbing Google sewage about Ashley Cole, and muttered these enigmatic words:

"They gave me their own insights."

Oh well.

Hey Ashley, why not have a crack at one of these should-be-WAGs?

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.