Boston's Pro Lacrosse Team President Apologizes For Inexplicable Halftime Lap Dance Contest

Well aware it'll take more than Frisbee-catching dogs to keep a fickle crowd entertained at halftime, the Boston Blazers opted for an edgier show to the disappointment of families who brought young kids to TD Garden Saturday night.

Yes, it's the great halftime grind-off, where three ladies in whore garb gyrated on top of Scorch's Lycra-clad groin to see who could give him the best mascot chub, or something.

The president of the Blazers, Doug Reffue, apologized to the team's more puritanical fans who were not amused:

The Boston Blazers halftime act for Saturday's game was clearly not executed according to plan. We are extremely disappointed with elements of the halftime show," he wrote. "We had intended to provide an entertaining and fun halftime environment for our fans and that is not what transpired. The Boston Blazers organization values our fans and have taken their feedback very seriously."

Sadly, this is probably the most national publicity the Blazers have received in quite some time.