Since Serene Branson did not, in fact, have a stroke while reporting live from the Grammys in Los Angeles last night, we think it is now safe to laugh openly at her incredible mumbo-jumbo-daracen-speak. Our interpretation is subtitled above.

Branson, a "two-time Emmy nominee and a recipient of the Frank Shakespeare Award for Outstanding Achievement in Journalism," told her bosses she "is feeling fine and that her mangled speech was not indicative of a serious medical problem."

CBS Grammy Reporter Serene Branson Did Not Have A Stroke, Just Messed Up [Bob's Blitz]