Here are several members of the Cincinnati Cyclones organization performing "I'm On The 'Clones," which is not only billed as an awareness-builder for volunteer-group Hockey Players for Kids (HP4K), but it's the "first official music video in team history."

It's highly likely that the "I take showers with the boys, everybody" line won't have a single fisticuff ramification during subsequent minor-league hockey games.

Hockey Players for Kids [HP4K]