We got a hold of Charlie Sheen's cellphone number (one of them, at least) and distributed it to some people who were desperate to contact him. Then it occurred to us that everyone seems desperate to contact Charlie Sheen these days. So now you can, too. Watch the video above and you'll hear Sheen say, "You leave it, I will try to retrieve it." And then you'll see his phone number. Use it wisely, America. Don't heckle your hero. He needs your help. Pro tip: You'll have better luck getting a return call if you're a female.

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