With apologies to King Herod, we've provided a slight edit to possible NFL starter and definite advertising boon Tim Tebow's brand new Jockey ad. The company released this spot today, and it is somehow even more reverential and vanilla than we ever could have imagined it to be. When Tim Tebow is modeling a T-shirt, after all, Tim Tebow can only be shirtless for so long.

The Messiah stays Messiah-like.

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