Aw, don't feel bad that MLB gave you a Friday game to open the season. For example, it's slightly more acceptable to booze your way through the game. We're looking at you, Phillies fans.
Anyway, the Phillies and the Astros play now, followed by Pirates-Cubs at 2:20, White Sox-Indians at 3:05, you know. At 4:05, the Red Sox begin pissing away the title already handed to them. What fun!
Join in, won't you?
(pictured: 2011 NL ROY Brad Emaus)