Your morning roundup for April 3, the day it became clear that 16-year-old girls at meth labs hope you have rabies.
• The Butler University Bulldogs, and the chap of a fan pictured, haven't appeared in the NCAA men's college basketball national championship game since 2010 [Indianapolis Star]. Connecticut was last there in 2004 [Hartford Courant]. They'll both return Monday night. [CBS Sports]
• Fresh off his photographically fantastic meeting with First Lady Michelle Obama, Alexander Ovechkin led the Washington Capitals to an overtime win over Buffalo, which returned them to the top the Eastern Conference. They lead the Flyers by a point. Philly has four games left, Washington three. [Washington Post]