25 Jager Bombs For Only $223.75 Canadian Dollars! An Analysis Of The Epic Receipt From "The #1 Sports Bar In North America."

Here's what I like about this receipt, a full version of which you can view here: You can actually track the progressive drunkeness of whatever pack of Canadian hyenas to which it belongs by their orders. Let's see...they sensibly start with food — nachos, sliders, voodoo shrimp, chicken tenders; and some fairly standard drinks — Guinness, Greyhounds, Smirnoff, Kronenburgs. The pivot point appears to be when nationalistic pride surges to the fore and an order for five Canadian whiskeys reaches the bar. Everything falls apart after that and baser instincts take hold. Suddenly, 25 Jager bombs are procured. The rest of the night is a blur, with once-proud men taking to White Russians and other embarrassing drinks. Among them:

Crispy Crunch: 1/2 oz. Frangelico, 1/2 oz. White Creme de Cacao.
Broken Down Golf Cart: 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur, 1/2 oz Midori, 1 dash lime juice.
Banana Jack: 1 oz Jack Daniel's, 1 oz banana liqueur

Let's hope for the sake of these soused fellows that they picked up five or six ladies and started buying them drinks. Either way, a $1782.67 bar tab is a very solid effort. Especially at the #1 sports bar in North America (that is outside of the United States).