Oh look, the Vanderbilt golf team tried to one-up the prancing baseball players with a video blending bromanish posture and the witticism of an Old Spice commercial knock-off. Totally works. (Not a real sport! Get it?!)

Yeah, there are videos from the lacrosse team, women's tennis, women's basketball, men's basketball and one from the lady bowlers, too.

Side note: Women's cross country is somewhat interesting. They should win.

This whole Black & Gold Banquet must be a soul-killing exercise of Commodore unity featuring everything from playful "our video was better than your video" banter and forced laughter to gazing into the hollowed-out eyes of previous Miss and Mr. Commodore winners who could never live up to brave Jay Cutler's expectations.

VU Men's Golf - Black & Gold Banquet [Deadspin]

In Vanderbilt Baseball's Defense, They Were Probably Trying To Be Funny [Deadspin]

Black & Gold Banquet [Vanderbilt Champs (CHallenging Athletes' Minds for Personal Success) Life Skills]