Justin Verlander had a weird little blooper against the A's on Saturday wherein he stepped off the rubber as if to throw to first but wound up going home anyway, nearly plunking David DeJesus in the process. It was funny. We'd show you the video, but if we did Major League Baseball would get its crinoline in a bunch and send us another in a series of sternly worded telegrams, and we'd have to take the video down anyway. So here's your fucking blooper. I drew it myself.

Or watch it here, if you insist.

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