Phil Jackson's Zenergy Lulled At Least One Person To Sleep In L.A. Last Night

Your morning roundup for April 21, the day after McDonald's "National Hiring Day" in Cleveland got real. Real violent. Like, spitting in faces and hitting people with cars violent.

• In NBA first-round action, the Thunder took a 2-0 lead with a 17-point win over the Nuggets [Oklahoman] while the Lakers and the Spurs evened their series by defeating the valiant Hornets [Times-Picayune] and Grizzlies [Express-News]. (Photo H/T Alex D.)

• The Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins both took 3-1 series leads with double-overtime victories [NY Post; Tampa Tribune]. The Red Wings swept the Coyotes [Detroit Free Press]. And, the Anaheim Ducks and Buffalo Sabres evened their series at 2-2 with three- and one-goal wins respectively [Orange County Register; Buffalo News].

• Alleged Auburn-tree poisoner/Bama fan Harvey Updike, who wore a crimson-red tie to court yesterday, claims he done got jumped at a Tiger Express gas station moments after his preliminary hearing. [Birmingham News, Auburn Bureau]

• Former NBA player Oliver Miller got arrested in Maryland this weekend for allegedly pistol-whipping some guy at a cookout. [Baltimore Sun]

• Duke University linebacker Tyree Glover got popped on cocaine-trafficking charges Tuesday. Glover, a backup, was already dismissed from the team. [Chronicle]

• Yonus Davis is a 26-year-old from Oakland and running back for the CFL's B.C. Lions. Yonus Davis is also now the defendant in a case alleging he got caught with 30 kilos of ecstasy by undercover agents posing as Fed Ex workers.

In a statement, Davis acknowledged that he was expecting a Federal Express parcel containing 40 "boats" of ecstasy. One "boat" is street slang for approximately 1,000 tablets. Davis said the ecstasy shipment of April 9 was the second he had received from a Haitian man identified as "Red," whom he had met in downtown Seattle. [Vancouver Sun]

• In unrelated news, former Arkansas Razorback QB Ryan Mallett did wonders for his draft value by maintaining illness, not party-produced queeze, forced him to miss a dinner with representatives of the Carolina Panthers. [Sporting News]

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• Strange night for the cursed St. Louis Cardinals. After the first game of a doubleheader with the Nationals, deposed closer Ryan Franklin got yappy about fan booing [Post-Dispatch]. In the second game, former Rick Ankiel went 2-for-4 in a Nationals loss after thanking the fans via newspaper ad for all their support. A couple of dudes clearly appreciated the sentiment. [Washington Post] (Photo H/T Alex D.)

• Does Baltimore Orioles manager Buck Showalter disrespect America by saying, "What the fuck" during the national anthem? [TwitVid] (H/T Kirk W.)

Phil Jackson's Zenergy Lulled At Least One Person To Sleep In L.A. Last Night

• Does Washington Nationals third-baseman Ryan Zimmerman disrespect America by hanging out with Charlie Sheen in the clubhouse when he's supposedly rehabbing while the rest of the team's on the road competing? [Nationals Enquirer]

• Gerard Pique and the rest of Barcelona lost to Real Madrid yesterday. On the bright side, a Spanish magazine posted pictures of his jean-laden package from when he went to the airport to pick up his ladyfriend, Shakira. The picture comes complete with "???" enclosed in a pink circle and an arrow pointing toward his crotch. [Guanabee]

• Oh, about that Real Madrid/Barcelona game, Sergio Ramos proceeded to drop the Copa del Rey trophy at a post-match parade. [YouTube] (H/T Duckmouth)

• When it blew a 3-1 lead over Tottenham, Arsenal's draw allowed Chelsea to move into second place in the EPL [Bloomberg]. Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger may be in trouble [Guardian].

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