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Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Dan Snyder's dumbass front office wastes a second-round pick on Dan Snyder's dumbass libel lawsuit, and then cuts it because it's even worse than Devin Thomas.

Yesterday, the Redskins drafted Purdue defensive end Ryan Kerrigan. And people seem to like the pick!

Here's Rick "Swear I Have Nothing To Do With Dan" Snider, in the Washington Examiner:

The Washington Redskins passed on a quarterback to take a defensive end and convert him to a linebacker? Things sure have changed around Redskins Park, and that has to be a good thing.

In the surest sign owner Dan Snyder no longer runs the draft room, the Redskins bypassed quarterback Blaine Gabbert, traded down and took Purdue defensive end Ryan Kerrigan. Even more amazing, they took a player whose primary purpose isn't to sell jerseys.

He won't sell jerseys? Well, what the fuck, then? What's Jevon Kearse doing, asks a mouth five feet off the ground.

Maybe Ryan Kerrigan won't sell many jerseys, but even one jersey's price would do a deed to help the City Paper's legal defense fund. Consider giving here, please.