We Are All Dave McKenna XCI

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Daniel Snyder's dumbass libel suit has a chromium-toothed alien erupt from its intestines.

Today, we return to our regularly scheduled content with a non-anti-Semitic Dan Snyder devil cartoon (see above) from today's Washington Examiner (via @holdenradio).

Yesterday, however, marked the advent of The Snydering, our satirical non-libelous Dan Snyder serialized fiction. I have received several reader-generated entries and will be assessing them carefully to select the next mini-chapter in the story. What I can say at first glance is that you are all very sick people. Very sick indeed. I should also clarify a few matters:

1.) For subsequent editions of The Snydering, you will have a 24-hour window to respond. There are, after all, only so many Dan Snyder-grand piano masturbatory scenes I can process.

2.) Anonymity. Should you want it, it is granted. Should you prefer a nom de plume, that also can be arranged. Just tell me what name you'd like to use.

3.) The Snydering will be a weekly concern, not a daily one. I will post the second edition of the story next week, and we'll go from there. On non-Snydering days, this space will contain the reliable non-fictional non-libelous coverage you've come to expect from We Are All Dave McKenna.

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