We Are All Dave McKenna XCIX

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit gets got.

Today's topic: XCIX, aka 99. Not the uniform number worn by Jason Taylor before he took a sabbatical on Snyder's dime. Nope, as in 1999, the year Snyder purchased the franchise, when the future still looked bright, before souls got fisted and marrow suctioned from infirm spirits one droplet at a time.

So, here's a video from the day wee Danny Boy sat down and explained what he thought "life would be like" for Redskins fans with him at the helm. I'll let tiny hands take it from here:

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