The highlight of this video, which would never have been made if not for the mental defect which convinces most baseball players they're totally awesome and funny and kings of the world, comes at the 2:30-2:34. Because slo-mo footage of toast actually is awesome.

The closing-credits reference to the "JUCO Southern Conference Champions" confirms that the performers are, in fact, members of the Broward College baseball team. The more you know.

Movin' Like Bernie Official Video [YouTube]

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