On the last day of class, the scholars of Arizona State celebrate their learnings by parading about campus in underwear while intoxicated. It's a proud tradition that stretches all the way back to 2008. This year, regrettably, the Undie Run was marred by violence when two members of the wrestling team mistook themselves for characters in a William Golding novel and went after a fat kid whose only offense appears to be not taking his shirt off and finding himself surrounded by evil dwarfs. Ugly stuff. Te Edwards and Carlos Castro (who really needs to work on his takedowns) have since been suspended from the wrestling team and might face criminal charges.