Not two days since the embargo was lifted, the giant dragon fart of a book known as Those Guys Have All the Fun has left both publisher and subject alike strategizing about a new defense. Yes, ESPN officially threw together a semi-emergency town hall meeting ("tent"!!!!) earlier this afternoon for select talent and execs to discuss, among other things, how in the world they'll prevent the 400-pound Miller-Shales oral history from breaking Bristol's spine. (I'm happy to report that rug races were not on the agenda.) But damage has been done. I'm told suspensions are being discussed for some but, amazingly, not others. Who will survive?