Sometimes you have to start with nothing to end up with something. So, is the whole "insurance claim/burning the stadium down" angle offered by the Dodgers fans filming clouds of smoke at Dodger Stadium last night entirely unthinkable?
Thank goodness the puppy dogs in right field made it out alive, though. Presumably.
Video of Dodger Stadium on Fire [Vin Scully is my homeboy] (H/T Michael S.)