Gary Neville, who played right back for England and Manchester United for perhaps forever, before retiring this year, was in Chicago on Thursday night to throw out the first pitch before the White Sox-A's game. Man U and the Chicago Fire will be playing a friendly shortly. He and his 400 caps are there to sell the damn thing. This was wretched.

Man U legend Gary Neville's Throws out First Pitch, Nails Spectators [Bob's Blitz]