Tipster Nicholas sends along this video of a gentleman—perhaps Nicholas himself, though we cannot know—tricking Mr. Met into singing along with him to "Meet the Mets."
Then the gentleman playfully taps Mr. Met in the groin, in a fashion that'll bring you back to those frat days at Wagner College. Brouch, bros. We hate to picture this kind of cruelty, but we have an obligation to the truth.
Plus, the baseball-playing juggernaut that is the 2011 New York Mets has won 8 of its last 12. Mr. Met's laughing all the way to the urologist.