We Hope Everyone Is Prepared For The Roethlisberger Wedding

On Saturday, Big Ben settles down and becomes a one-woman man. The ceremony will be held in front of hundreds of the couple's closest friends (they will be checking IDs, so don't try anything funny or Benjamin Braddock-y) at Roethlisberger's church in suburban Pittsburgh. If you know anyone who lives in the area, you might want to tell them to stay inside and possibly board up their windows in case of any bachelor party shenanigans — although, as an alternative, the church's young adult fellowship is having a guys' night out to see Captain America on Friday. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]