Step aside, Steven Seagal: Lawman. There's a new novelty cop in town, and, well, it's former heavyweight fighter Butterbean.

Investigation Discovery, which is, in all likelihood, near Oprah's channel and Hallmark TV on your cable system, has made the wisest programming decision in its lifetime. They've given us a season of Big Law: Deputy Butterbean, which will premiere Tuesday, August 9.

Butterbean—who's most famous for losing to a 52-year-old Larry Holmes in a stunt fight in 2002—will bring "big-time justice to his small hometown of Jasper, AL," while working with the Sheriff's Narcotics Unit. We cannot wait to see him go undercover.