Last night, Tommy Lasorda made it perfectly clear that he wants to be referred to as "Tommy Pump" from now on. At present, Tommy Pump is on a mission to right the wrongs of Dodgers fandom.

"All I know is what I read on the paper. I've been with the Dodgers 62 years. All I'm concerned is with the fans. We have the greatest baseball fans in the country and I want to get them back. We will do it."

Shortly thereafter, Tommy Pump mentally ambled off into a land where Mini Me was at bat, bases loaded, options limited. Then, Tommy Pump was content.

Tommy Lasorda "I want to get the fans back" [Vin Scully Is My Homeboy]

The Harold Pump Foundation [DoublePump]