Did Barack Obama Tell Aaron Rodgers, "I Just Wanna Get Fucked?" The White House Wants To Know

Not according to the official White House transcript. As the Packers visited the President to celebrate their Super Bowl victory, Obama's remarks regarding Rodgers were limited to calling his one of the greatest quarterbacking performances in history, and wondering if he could get traded to the Bears.

Unlike the mean-spirited rumors surrounding a certain Studio Princess, no one was sloppy drunk, and no one blurted out anything embarrassing. And certainly no one from the Executive Branch of government settled for a night with Clay Matthews.

Green Bay Packers congratulated by President Barack Obama at White House [Green Bay Press-Gazette]

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