A collection of my greatest hits (and a few misses). All tweets were retweeted by the players, unless otherwise noted.
Steelers fans: There is no such thing as "Timmons Nation," right?
And I'm guessing no one's ever said, "Vikes For Life For Might," either?
Ken Hamlin is playing it cautious on this whole earthquake thing. He's still surveying the situation, not gonna commit one way or the other.
Patrick Peterson was the first to show concern for Liza's bizarre birthday woes.
Not to imply none of the players got the joke. Take Henry Melton, for instance.
This is Henry Melton's profile pic, by the way.
Maybe you've never heard of Mistral Raymond ...
... but he gets jokes too.
Of the 200 players in this study, only Raiders rookie cornerback DeMarcus Van Dyke had his mom respond.
D.J. Moore and Liza are on the same page about this whole preseason business.
More than a few fans looked into the odd woman with whom their players were tweeting and protested that Liza wasn't who she seemed. Heightman14, for instance, wasn't having it.
I didn't get Kory Sheets's number wrong on purpose, but doing so led to what was by far the saddest response.
LenDale is not willing to risk the possibility that he read this wrong.
Oh my God, Vernon Turner, you totally killed this joke.
I picture Liza revving up, then jumping out of her chair as she types this.
Keith Bulluck does not recognize time paradoxes.
My biggest disappointment in this project is that all three of my cries to alums of "Noter Dame" fell upon deaf ears.
Swung for the fences on this, but whiffed.
My finest work.