Your bare-chested speed demon is one Andrew Sercu from Columbia, Mo., who is charged with domestic violence and resisting arrest. After a brief standoff, Sercu sprinted from his home but didn't get very far.
Reader Steve, who sent this in, notes that the Chiefs are in the market for a running back. While Sercu's certainly got Cop Speed, he needs to keep his head on a swivel out there.
Police make arrest after short standoff [Columbia Daily Tribune]