Someone's Selling A John Lackey Signed Ball Stained With Chicken GreaseS

EBay, of course:

The ball is pure John. It's covered in a little fried chicken grease, as were most of the balls John signed in 2011. The astute nose will detect a slight aroma of stale beer...Imagine your little one opening this up on Christmas morning, looking up to you in wonder and exclaiming "A real John Lackey ball! How did you find it?! I Love you, Mom and Dad!"