Soccer Match's "Spontaneous Diarrhea" Stoppage Probably Just About Money

Five players from Hungarian side Kecskeméti TE bolted from the pitch in the 30th minute of a tie game, only to return a minute later. The official reason, as relayed to fans over the PA system: they all had to poo really badly. The more likely reason is that the players were protesting their unpaid wages. [Delmagyarorszag, via Chortler]