Danny Granger Is Confused By His Admirers

Lockout times are lean times, y'all. NBA players aren't flush with cash like they normally are. They're not the catches they would otherwise be. Who wants 'em anymore? (Not Kim Kardashian.)

Witness The Way They Get Seduced Now, courtesy of Danny Granger's Twitter feed.

dgranger33 I just get hit on by a man dressed like a woman!!....I don't even know what else to say about that #kneesshaking
dgranger33 she was 6feet tall smh
dgranger33 I don't feel proud smh"@missbumptious: @dgranger33 That's a bigger compliment than when an actual woman hits on you! Be proud, Danny."

It's all love, Danny. Embrace them. There's a world outside Indiana. Embrace it. Put the kinetic energy you use shaking your knees to better use.

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