Fear not, denizens of Redbird Nation. Your pilot may have hung up the satin jacket for the greener pastures of the TV studio, but there will forever be a La Russa roaming the fields of St. Louis, pooping in the grass.
Budweiser has named a Clydesdale foal at their horse farm "La Russa," in honor of the Cardinals' championship, and we think fans won't be able to tell the difference. The horse also likes animals! The horse is also hard to understand on the phone! The horse also could have won a World Series with those late 80s-early 90s A's! (Probably more.)