Andre Agassi Is: Mr. T

This one comes courtesy of Dylan Stableford, Deadspin's tennis correspondent, who found it on Australian tennis coach Darren Cahill's Twitter feed. Andre Agassi seems to have borrowed Raffi Torres's burnt cork for this one. All the loving attention to detail—the darkened arms, the feather dangling from his ear, etc.—nearly distracts from the fact that he will soon be half-heartedly apologizing for the costume through a publicist. [ Twitter]