Feel free to ignore the "highlights" in the linked video, but do watch Staff Sgt. Matthew Zimmerman drop the puck between Washington Capitals' captain Alex Ovechkin and something called Mark Streit.
The Islanders actually won the game, so they should consider bringing in a Serviceman to drop the puck every game. Don't let this go to your head, though Sergeant. With great power comes great responsibility.
Parenteau's late goal helps Isles snap 6-game skid [Boston.com]