Today In Cliche-Riddled Ledes About Bowling, Gunplay And Morality

"Whatever way you frame it, a group of men with their morals in the gutter did not spare any regard for human life when they opened fire in a bowling alley early yesterday, striking one man down, according to police." [ Philadelphia Daily News]

Unrelated story: See the alleged carjacker who has his name tattooed on his neck and a cash-money dollar sign on his face.

(Bowling-alley photo H/T NBCPhilly.com)