After Beast Mode went Beast Mode on the Eagles' sieve of a d-line, he retreated to his bench to taste the rainbow. This is nothing new for Lynch, whose sweet
tooth grill goes back to his Bills days. His mother still buys him a pack before every game, and he talks about Skittles in the huddle.
Time to ruin a neat quirk with the crushing soullessness of corporate synergy! The Wrigley Company has announced that they'll send Lynch a 2-year free supply, as well as a Skittles dispenser for his locker. It's just a matter of time before shitty knockoff Spree does a deal with Brandon Jacobs.