Brett Favre Would Answer The Phone If The Bears Called, According To Lamest Scoop Ever

Brace yourselves. ESPN is all over this one:

The Bears haven't contacted the 42-year-old Favre, who has spent a good portion of his recent days hunting, and it's highly doubtful the team is interested. Even if the sides eventually touch base, it's unclear whether the Bears could lure Favre out of retirement. The source said Favre would listen, but his answer could be that he'll stay retired. The source also said Favre has been working out and staying in shape.

Source: Brett Favre would talk to Bears [ESPN]