Report: Derek Jeter Once Again Plowing Everything In Sight

Baseball season never ends for the New York Post. Derek Jeter's in the news today because he's reportedly back in the game with a vengeance. After breaking up with Minka Kelly, Jeter is "bedding a bevy of beauties" (because the Post lives in the 1960s) and diluting the collectibles market at the same time.

Trusted sources "a pal" and "another friend," though it's not clear whose pal/friend they are, say Jeter sends off his one-night stands with a party favor:

"Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball," the friend dished.

Remind me again why anyone wants in play in New York? You make sex with a woman, because you're a single man and it's fun, and it inevitably makes the newspaper. This isn't the greatest town for athletes who value their privacy. Although when you take home a Milwaukee girl, even though it'll stay out of the Milwaukee papers, it's still a Milwaukee girl.

And for the club girls of New York who might wonder what they're supposed to do with a signed baseball, remember: it's not the worst parting gift Jeter's ever given.