The conclusion of the Texas 5A Division 2 championship game saw the usual thrill of victory and agony of—OH MY GOD, RUN! THE MACHINES ARE SELF AWARE.

As it turns out, Trey Williams was only co-Big Hitter of the game. The cart was eventually subdued, but not before it mowed down a crowd of people like so many blades of grass. Some may say those hit were unlucky, but they will be spared the coming robot apocalypse. No, they were only too fortunate.

h/t Matt