From Andy Hessenthaler, manager for League Two side Gillingham:
"The tackle on Chris Whelpdale, he's probably going to have to have five stitches in his testicles believe it or not, it's ripped his testicles open. It's absolutely disgusting, it was a shocking challenge for me and worthy of a red card.
"I'm not making that up, we've seen it in there. It's an horrific injury and it'll be pretty sure and I'm sure his wife won't be too happy about that tonight either!"
Whelpdale is doubtful for the next match, and you just reflexively crossed your legs.