Dwight Howard To The Nets Is Almost A Done Deal, Reports... Jermaine DupriS

You can have your Wojnarowski, your Broussard, your Aldridge. We've got early-2000s hip hop producer and frequent Mariah Carey and Usher collaborator Jermaine Dupri, thank you.

Tweets @Mr_Dupri, "Breaking: Dwight Howard to the Nets will be finalized in the next 48 Hrs." Keep in mind, this was 14 hours ago. So, you know, we're waiting.