Ben Roethlisberger's gangster-style fedora sent the Internet spinning to make a clever comment after he wore it to the post-game press conference of the Steelers' playoff loss to the Broncos, but we're more interested in what the future might be for a man who visits such a haberdashery. Here's some speculation about how what's next for Big Ben.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason being chased by Dick Tracy.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason playing Sky Masterson in the Fort Findlay Playhouse production of Guys And Dolls.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason engaging in corrupt lobbying for conservative organizations.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason asking Tim Tebow how the hell Tim Tebow beat Ben Roethlisberger.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason attending Godfather cosplay conventions.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason performing in Michael Jackson's stead for the long-awaited This Is It tour.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason solving check fraud cases for the LAPD.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason performing exorcisms.

Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason behind bars.