Writes tipster Derek B., "My buddy got this tattoo Eli giving Peyton a noogie today. He's a huge Giants fan."
"I have more pictures if you'd like to post this. The other tattoos on his ass include ants crawling out of his crack and one that says breauxham, as well as a brand of his fathers initials."
Sounds like an awesome friend, but that won't be necessary, Derek. However, are you willing stake your tipster-reputation on the fact that this ain't some sort of magic-marker hoax?
I can vouch for it 100%. His name is Travis and he's from Queens.
Good luck getting that picture out of your head. Ever. Especially if your neighbor in Queens is a big Giants fan named Travis.