Dirk Nowitzki's occasional stints as a TV analyst have led to catchphrases including "Take Dat With You," which became an unofficial rallying cry for last year's Mavericks. Dirk's grunts and ejaculations are funny, for sure—even if sometimes in a "does my breath smell funny" or "does my car sound funny" way.

But really, we are all the better for experiencing a 7-foot German screaming "Shut it down! Let's go home!" and most certainly ruining that microphone forever. And so here you are. [Fox Sports Southwest]