I have a girlfriend and a cat, and at Westminster I feel like I'm cheating on both. When's the last time you fell in love at first sight? When your heart and soul was completely handed over within seconds of meeting someone? When you and a complete stranger fell into a slobbery make-out session, with extra tongue, and you didn't care who saw? This is the dog show, where a random Golden Retriever will climb up on you just because you made eye contact, and it is the biggest meat market on Earth.