The U.S. Women's Open Of Bowling Will Be Held Outdoors, In The Least Magical Place On EarthS

What you're looking at is an artist's conception of the U.S. Women's Open, which will follow in the footsteps of the NHL's Winter Classic and the NCAA's aircraft carrier game by being held outside, under the desert sun, in downtown Reno, Nevada. I can't think of a better gift for your worst enemy.